the spork

oh, I have so much to tell you all. it’s been about a year since I wrote, and I fear I’m becoming that guy who says, “I started a blog” and then never updates it past the first three entries he made when he really, really had to rant about something stupid. like me, with Picasa and Facebook.

I was at a party last weekend and ended up in a discussion with a friend about sporks. The spork, to me, looks like a plastic spoon that’s been circumcised with pinking shears. The spork is basically a spoon with a zigzag in place of the rounded tip; this zigzag is completely useless for doing things one would normally do with a fork. You might be able to pick up a single french fry with a spork, but then again, what would the spoon part be for? your potato salad?

So my friend and I landed here: is it a spraw or a stroon? you know, that weird 2 foot long thing you get at 7-11 with which to consume your Slurpee®.

Discuss.

~ by Steve on March 5, 2008.